Said like the Soup Nazi peering over the counter at you. Except you haven’t done anything wrong. Yet.
I’ve come to think of the comments section of articles and blog posts on the web as places where reason and humanity go to die. No self-respecting website should allow them. That’s why reddit, twitter, and facebook exist. So
comments are now disabled here, thanks to the help of this WordPress forum thread, though it’s not like anyone was banging down the door to leave a comment. Regardless, NO COMMENT FOR YOU!
Enjoy this compilation of the Soup Nazi instead:
UPDATE, August 8, 2015: I’ve re-enabled comments.